Thursday, September 11, 2008

Travel Day



Right now I’m kind of jet lagged and so I’m probably not 100% capable of forming cognizant sentences, but I’m excited that I’m finally here. Especially since getting here took about 21 hours of travel (at least I think so; with the time differences it’s beyond my feeble arithmetical skills). After we got off the first plane in Detroit, Rose and I were thinking that this trip wasn’t going to be so bad. Then came the three hour layover. There’s really only so much entertainment that perusing the duty free shop can provide, especially since I wasn’t interested in discounted luxury cosmetics or giant boxes of cigarettes. I have no idea who buys those; they’re about the size of one of the really, really big boxes of cereal you get at Costco and cost $100. Having declined to purchase what must undoubtedly be several years supply of smokes, I enjoyed a final piece of Americana in the form of a Burger King combo meal (the American-ness of which is kind of an exaggeration, seeing as there’s one down the street from where I’m sitting right now. As well as the oldest looking McDonald's I've yet seen, pictured above) and then just rode Northwestern’s big red tram (also pictured above)around for about an hour. Needless to say, we were grateful when the time came to get on the plane to London.

My seat was towards the back of the plane, meaning it was a little noisier but not nearly as crowded, which is more than a fair trade in my opinion. The other people around me all seemed to be on some kind of organized group trip. They were all at least 60 years old and in couples. The best part was right after we reached cruising altitude. Before the regular in-flight entertainment began, we were treated to “Air-obics”, a video segment in which a team of veteran NWA flight attendants demonstrated quasi-yoga techniques to prevent deep vein thrombosis or some similarly sinister sounding malady caused by sitting in a chair for seven hours. As the video soothing urged us to “focus on our breathing, drawing energy into your chest as you rotate your head”, seventy little gray heads sitting in front of me revolved in perfect unison (Rose tells me that, regrettably, no one sitting in her part of the plane participated in “Air-obics”). Having taken the proper steps to avoid catastrophic circulatory failures, I proceeded to watch half of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull then rather unsuccessfully tried to sleep.

Heathrow airport is everything it’s cracked up to be. That is, it's crowded, lightless, and curiously lacking in seating and trashcans. We cleared customs and got our bags with no troubles other than some long lines (they even stamped my passport like I hoped). The plan was to land at 7 then meet up with the group flight around 11 and take the bus they had chartered to Oxford. Since we had no way of getting in contact with anyone on the flight, the plan was contingent on catching up with them as they exited the baggage claim area. After standing for 45 minutes after the flight landed without seeing anyone besides lots of tired tourists and a seemingly inexhaustible number of British Airways employees wearing fluorescent yellow vests, I was beginning to worry. Fortunately, people I recognized slowly began to drift through and we linked up with the other group with no problem. The charter bus we took was a little weird, with a bathroom in the middle of the bus, along with a second stairway and door. As the driver drolly suggested, we should be careful which door we opened on the way to the bathroom as we would find the seat behind the rightmost door “rather hard”, in that it would be asphalt moving by at 60mph. It was a fairly short trip to Oxford. The house is awesome, but I’ll probably post about that later. I dropped off my bags in my room, and took a llonger than expected walk downtown. This is a pretty incredible place, which I will also describe at length later. As for now, I have a house meeting to go to.

5 comments:

Adam said...

Not gonna lie, buddy: I'm more than a little bit jealous. Keep posting and allow me to live vicariously through you!

(PS, you sound very Bill Brysonish at times here, especially with the commentary on available seating, or lack thereof, at Heathrow.)

Charlene said...

Charlene is mad that her blog is not one of your favorite spots on the interwebs. Seriously mad. She bit me.

Anonymous said...

Glad you're taking the time to share this with us. You've got to get down to Newquay in Cornwall for a weekend before the weather gets too cold. It's a bummer that you've just turned 21 and you've gone to a country where you could have been drinking since you were 18 - see if you can get your hands on some Hook Norton beer ("Old Hookey") out of the cask.

Bluehose 35 said...

Glad to here from you and enjoyed the color comentary. Hope you get into the routine soon and the jetlag is only a memory. Looking forward to hearing about your trip's memorable moments. Remember to take time to enjoy yourself while in the UK...maybe take up Cricket?

Sarah said...

Nick-- the reason that they sell the cigarettes in big boxes at the duty free is so people like taxi drivers, etc. can buy a box and sell them for profit. every time I cross the Syrian/Jordanian border I become part of the smuggling scheme as you are only allowed one box per passenger in the taxi... so your driver always buys several boxes and gives one to each passenger as a "short term" present when the car gets inspected... then he will take them back from you once you've cleared the border. I don't know if there's some similar, more discreet methods in other places... but this is my understanding of the duty free.